The Cynic: October 10

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October 10, 2025

BUSINESS
This Week’s Business News

Trump’s EV crackdown is landing on the Battery Belt—where factories meet politics and payrolls.

Business Insider | Amazon CEO Andy Jassy

Policy shifts on emissions rules, federal incentives, and Chinese-linked supply chains are rippling through EV and battery projects from Michigan to Georgia, forcing some companies to pause hiring, rethink timelines, or retool plans.

Suppliers in cathodes, anodes, and pack assembly are in the splash zone; the closer you are to imported materials, the sharper the compliance math gets.
Net-net: the map still favors states that did the most to court EV plants—just with more lawyers in the site selection meetings.

Space just had a record haul—roughly $35 billion—and it’s not all rockets and celebrity billionaires.

REUTERS | Jeenah Moon

Investors piled into satellite constellations, in-space logistics, earth observation, and space-based networking, spreading money beyond the usual headliners.

Why now? Revenue is showing up—data sells, connectivity sells, and defense budgets love resilient comms. That said, the sector still insists physics is non-negotiable and capex is a lifestyle choice.

Translation: space is hot, but spreadsheets still need delta-V and a paying customer.

Gold’s rally is running on dollar anxiety—silver’s hanging on to its coattails like a very shiny intern.

REUTERS | Hemanshi Kamani

With the greenback wobbling and rate-cut hopes flickering, safe-haven demand has bullion flirting with record territory while silver tags along on both fear and factory use.

Crowded trades can stay crowded longer than your risk officer thinks—until the door looks small and everyone remembers they like cash.

For now, the playbook is simple: hedge the headlines, polish the bars, and try not to tweet “#hardassets” from the company account.

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REAL ESTATE
This Week’s Real Estate News

China’s property slump is uglier than expected this year, says S&P—because gravity is undefeated.

AFP | Getty Images

Sales and investment are tracking below prior forecasts, with weaker cash flow at developers and more pressure on lower-tier cities than hoped.

Policy easing helps at the margins, but household confidence is still the missing ingredient—and empty showrooms don’t pay coupons.

Bottom line: stabilization is a path, not a date on the calendar.

Small investors are quietly buying more homes—one rental at a time.

Courtesy of Zuri Gardens

Realtor.com’s latest read shows mom-and-pop buyers (the 1–9 property crowd) stepping in where big institutional activity cooled, often targeting entry-level stock in the Southeast and Midwest.

It’s not Wall Street money—more like W-2 plus spreadsheet—but it adds up: a few doors here, a duplex there, and suddenly the neighborhood comps have a landlord.

For first-time buyers, that means the bidding war might be against a couple with a minivan and a debt-service calculator.

UBS flags Miami for elevated bubble risk—nice weather, hotter valuations.

REUTERS | Sarah Meyssonnier

The city lands high on the annual global bubble index thanks to surging prices versus incomes and rents; strong demand and limited supply do the rest.

Does that guarantee a pop? No. It says the cushion is thin if rates back up or out-of-town demand cools.

Translation: paradise is affordable if you’re rich; everyone else needs a roommate named “side hustle.”

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ADVICE
This Week’s Business Advice

“If your company needs a new meeting to talk about the last meeting, you don’t need better strategy—you need better people.”

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